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1. What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot !!!!!!!!

2. What do you get if you mix a bear with a skunk ?
Winnie the Pooh !!!!! (..yuck..!!!)

3. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot ?
A walkie talkie !

4. Why did the Rhinocerus cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off !!

5. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

6. Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!!

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done!!

8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side !!!!

9. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!!!!

10. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!!!!!

11. How do you know if theres an elephant under your bed?
Because you need a ladder to get in !!!

12. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work !!!!!!!!!!

13. Where did the fat whale go?
To the 'whale way' station !!!

14. Why Did the Rooster refuse to fight ?
Because he was Chicken...!!!!

15. What goes up the river at 100 miles per hour ?
A Motor Pike !!!!

16. Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels)!

17. Where does an Eskimo pig live?
In a Pigloo !!